i’m coming last in the human race
i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it
zayn on his way to steal your gurl
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
to be australian all you gotta do is add a ‘u’ to every word. for example: colour, flavour, favourite, mum, briucks, laump, cloucks, elvius, justiun bieuber, beeur, streetliught… and the list goes on. every single word. now ur australian congratulatiouiuns
