trillow:

i’m coming last in the human race

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

gay4zayn:

zayn on his way to steal your gurl

catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

australiansanta:

to be australian all you gotta do is add a ‘u’ to every word. for example: colour, flavour, favourite, mum, briucks, laump, cloucks, elvius, justiun bieuber, beeur, streetliught… and the list goes on. every single word. now ur australian congratulatiouiuns